My Bottle of Sunshine

I don’t know how we missed it, but yesterday, Reality TV island opened up in Poptropica! The kids are going to be totally thrilled to be able to play a new island! They get home in 51 minutes.. Wonder how long it will take them to plow through their homework knowing this is open! http://www.mahalo.com/poptropica-reality-tv-island-walkthrough

On March 9, 2020, a suspect shot and killed the custodian! There was also another victim, who is currently in the hospital. The idiot then turned the gun on himself, and has also been pronounced dead. Who kills a custodian? Pent up rage against the man who cleans up after a bunch of slobby kids??!! [...]

What a little hottie! The kid can’t sing live, but she sure is pretty! Check out the images from her latest photo shoot for Elle Magazine! http://www.mahalo.com/taylor-swift-elle-magazine

Wow.. Grace Groner died at 100 years of age, and willed her entire estate to a small college. After investing, then reinvesting $180 bucks in Abbott Labs, she was worth over 7 million, and lived like she was poor. ‘Bout time for a feel good story, just wish someone didn’t have to die for that [...]

Wow.. 2 Policeman were shot tonight at the Pentagon Metro station. The Pentagon is on lockdown, and shuttle buses have been called in. Talk about delays tonight. Two of the victims were taken to the hospital, while the third was treated on the scene. More info to come. http://www.mahalo.com/pentagon-shooting

Seems Mr Charles Rangel is not the most opinionated politician on the planet, but he’s pretty unethical too. The dude has taken two trips against House rules to the Caribbean, hidden two accounts worth $500,000 each, and is a general loser. Nice. So he fits in with the rest of the politicians right? http://www.mahalo.com/charles-rangel

According to an article I read, Joran van der Sloot has finally admitted to having something to do with the death of Natalee Holloway. Really? It took you all this time to build a conscience? The man has been arrested twice and the cops never got this out of him? I hope for the first [...]

Ok.. This dude is either insane, or the IRS drove him insane? After owing a buttload of taxes to the IRS, he decided he just couldn’t take it anymore and crashed a stolen plane into an IRS building, ending his life. He left a suicide note on his computer. It began with : Well Mr. [...]

Ahhh.. Don’t you love it when you can look at one page and see that the United States is kicking butt? http://www.mahalo.com/olympic-medal-count-2010

Ok.. former President Bill Clinton was hospitalized to get a stent in his heart, where’s Monica now? Finally taking that dress to the dry cleaners? Or is she at home crying in her Cheerios because she can’t be there. The world may never know. Me, I just don’t want to know! http://bit.ly/9OIuEZ