My Bottle of Sunshine

Ahhh.. Don’t you love it when you can look at one page and see that the United States is kicking butt? http://www.mahalo.com/olympic-medal-count-2010

Ok.. former President Bill Clinton was hospitalized to get a stent in his heart, where’s Monica now? Finally taking that dress to the dry cleaners? Or is she at home crying in her Cheerios because she can’t be there. The world may never know. Me, I just don’t want to know! http://bit.ly/9OIuEZ

Ok. I try not to cuss. I really really do. But I’m just infuriated after reading this story. US Soldier Joshua Ryan Tabor WATERBOARDED his own 4 year old daughter when she wouldn’t say her ABC’s! He’s made her sit in pee-soaked clothes so she would learn her lesson after accidents!
Glad mom called the cops, but man. This is heartbreaking. I hope the child is young enough to never remember him.

Source: http://www.mahalo.com/joshua-ryan-tabor

Dockers is giving away free pants! First 2,010 people to register get free pants! Source: http://www.mahalo.com/free-dockers-khaki-pants

Oh wow.. Got me scrambling! Just completed these ad pages.. How on Earth am I supposed to pick a favorite! I can’t!!! I can’t wait to see more then just the teaser of the Snickers super bowl ad. Betty White totally cracks me up!!!

Check here for the teaser commercials, full commercials or more information!

http://www.mahalo.com/shutter-island-super-bowl-ad
http://www.mahalo.com/dove-men-care-super-bowl-ad
http://www.mahalo.com/snickers-super-bowl-ad-2010

I (heart) Super Bowl ads!

Ok.. The old man, I mean Gene Simmons, must be off his rocker. Oh.. I forgot, he’s always been off his rocker. Going to have a commercial with KISS in the Super Bowl promoting Dr Pepper Cherry with a tribute band made entirely of midgets? Come on. Talk about a three-ring circus! I just don’t see how the whole “Dr Love” slogan is near is awesome as the “Wouldn’t You Like to Be a Pepper Too” and others. I’ll watch. But I won’t be excited.

Source: http://www.mahalo.com/dr-pepper-super-bowl-ad

I’m so relieved! I get to be a part of another season live blogging Big Brother on CBS! Together with another FANTASTIC blogger and fan on the show, we are going to take over the universe!!! Can the day possibly get any better! Check out casting details below, then check back often for spoilerish goodness!

Source: Big Brother 12 Spoilers

Can I get a WOOWOO!

Now, this is flippin unbelievable. This stupid chic, Jackie Denise Knott stuck her daughter in a box, tied to the roof of her car with a coat hanger! Thank God the child is safe, and now in the custody of a relative. It just boggles my mind to see how STUPID some people can be! Really? The box won’t fit in the van? Fold it! Get a truck! It’s a freakin piece of cardboard!!!!

Source: http://www.mahalo.com/jackie-denise-knott

While the couple was never married, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are splitting up! He better not run back to the arms of Jennifer Aniston or I’ll be pissed!

They have kept their money together, and have agreed to split it 50/50, along with shared custody of all those kids. Wonder how long Brad will last. Oh, I forgot, he’s got enough dough for a 100 nannies to take care of them. Stupid celebrities.

Source: http://www.mahalo.com/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-divorce

This is one stupid man it would seem. Comedian Andy Dick has been arrested yet again! This time, he kissed a dude at a club and grabbed him in the crotch in front of the victim’s girlfriend, and also grabbed the crotch of the male bouncer! This dude’s got some balls! Or lack of them, as he feels the need to go feeling up on everyone else’s! The dude has a long arrest record, and is currently on probation for other stupid incidents. Will people like this ever learn? Doubt it.

Source: http://www.mahalo.com/andy-dick-arrested